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THANKSGIVING POSES A QUESTION OF CHOICE

Posted by Rev. James L. Snyder

The door to my office exploded as hundreds, at least it seemed like that many to me, of children surrounded my desk. My defenses were down and the merry mob held me captive. Wisely, I decided to surrender and throw myself on the mercy of the gang.

Hoop Dream

Posted by Greg Gagliardi

Last night I had a dream where I was doing stand-up comedy in a gym, which in itself is pretty funny, except that my first joke completely bombed. I remember it so vividly that I keep having to remind myself it did not really happen. It went a lot like this: "Isn't it weird how people always think they're so great when they play basketball in their own driveways? You know, you have some guy who is 5'6" trying to dunk to impress everyone, as if he is a foot taller on his home court."

Hail the Sultan of Submissions, Lance Winslow!

Posted by Robert Crane

The prolific King of the Keyboard has been writing articles for publication in Ezine @rticles™ for...

If Real People Ran the Bank - I (a spoof for the heart)

Posted by Lynella Grant

Banish Loans Forever

If ordinary, hard-working, people ran the bank... the very first thing to get rid of would be loans. Absolutely no more loans!

Reality Shows We'll (Hopefully) Never See

Posted by Charlie Hatton

Just when it seems reality TV has hit rock bottom, a new and ever-more demeaning show emerges to set the bar even lower. Here are a few of the offerings that don't exist yet -- but just wait until the suits at FOX and UPN get wind of these ideas.

Humor - Hosting A Roast

Posted by Michael Russell

Everybody loves a roast and not the kind you put in the oven, though they can be quite delicious. We're talking about the kind of roast where the guest of honor is the one who ends up in the hot seat. If you're going to put on one of these things, you better follow some common sense rules of your roast could turn into a five alarm fire with your guests running for the exits.

Dog Poo

Posted by And you thought we had problems?

In Southern Germany in a town by the name of Bayreuth, the German police are in a quandary. The townÂ’s dog poo is under attack. Park officials are desperate to resolve what could become an international incident. Unknown person or persons have been sticking little US flags into piles of doggie poo for over a year now.

Are Personal Computers Becoming Too Personal?

Posted by Josh Greenberger

Has the PC replaced the dog as man's best friend?

The rapid development of successive generations...

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